Laugh your ass off.

A co-worker of mine, mentioned this website . check it out you will laugh for hours.

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She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?

(443): So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in. 
(443): It breaks. We fall. 
(443): I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?

I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches

I wish my texts were entertaining as theses sometimes.

P.s. I type in red,  my dedication to Jesus. ha ha.